Inject it right into my veins

When you’re a billionaire or a famous actor, they let you get away with it.

I honestly can’t believe he’ll be turning 50 this year.

Uh, why wouldn’t he be? Apparently he’ll be turning 50 this year but he looks like he’s 35 so he must be living a pretty healthy lifestyle.

Hindsight is 20/20…

I think they’re still reviewing other candidates.

Probably a good idea to evaluate this from all angles.

No, that joke wouldn’t work if I was.

No wonder he keeps wearing it 20 years in a row.

Okay, well, then the side effect is that people will constantly want to tell you about their dreams, which you’ll never ever have.

It’s called methamphetamine and you have to keep doing it for the effect to work. Also, after 5 days or so, the shadow people start haunting you.

If you have to buy a $1.50 hot dog on layaway, you’ve officially lost control of your life.

Hey, that’s MY activation key!

That’s a bad comparison because it’s generally easier to scale up production lines than it is to increase university capacity.

The most expensive part of product development is the R&D, because that’s where all the university grads go. Manufacturing, on the other hand, can often be automized, and generally only requires basic education. University educators, on the other hand, usually require at least a PhD, and class sizes are limited not only by the number of teaching staff, but also available classrooms, dorm rooms, and, depending on the subject, lab space, all of which is very expensive.

I wasn’t even familiar with Detroit style pizza, but after looking it up, I think “thick crust” would be a better description.

It does look very tasty though.

Marx was undoubtedly great at identifying the worst aspects of capitalism, however, his solutions left a lot to be desired.

Basically, all he proved is that you can’t murder your way out of economic inequality.

Sorry, but no one thinks of Detroit when they hear deep dish pizza.

High school hazing rituals are wild, man.

That’s not a thing. Chicago is known for deep dish pizza, which is so thick it’s basically a pie.

That said, deep-fried pizza DOES exist, and much to my surprise, it was apparently invented in Italy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_fried_pizza

Why eat your butter raw when you can deep-fry it?