And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

Maybe it’s the plural possessive, like a possessive youse.

From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

I wonder if they have post-nut clarity.

You know you can get salmonella from plants too, right? And you’re less likely to fully cook them.

The name itself comes from the Hebrew for “to tie firmly” or “to bind.”

That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.

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Don’t know what to do

Damn, I had a Tandy 1000HX (very much not a 486) and never had to do that. Maybe because, despite having a hard disk, it had DOS on its own ROM.

Red believes in the inherent goodness of humanity. Of course green will pull the lever, so why be stressed?

Alternatively, red is glad the system doesn’t unfairly influence green’s actions.

Every right, legal or even just societal, that you have, down to fucking weekends and 40 hour work weeks existing as a concept, is because people less cowardly than you were willing to fight for them. Not fight with protest signs and stern facial expressions, but literal fights to the death. Like unions in shoot outs against the national guard kind of fights. Your platitudes are the result of brainwashing from an education system that intentionally leaves out the most important parts of history to convince us never to use the only tool that’s ever worked.

I mean, Canaanite babies, livestock, and children (except those sexy virgin girls). Also the Midianites. There’s plenty of precedent for God-commanded genocide in there. And even the most prominent apologists tend to respond with “yeah but it’s ok because God said.”

I was leaning there, but couldn’t resist the idea of Anthony Stewart Head cutting puppet organs out of screaming puppets. And using one of them as a puppet while singing.

I still have my password to get to the last boss fight memorized. Fucking elemental heads flying around trying to knock me off a mountain. Sorry for spoilers.

If I saw two people order different sizes of pizzas, my mind wouldn’t be blown, and nobody would consider the situation unreasonable.

And it’s not even some crazy stretch to make the premises work. Like if it had said the pizzas are the same size, I’d have to try to come up with something ridiculous to meet the requirements of the question, and would probably just leave it blank. But people order different sized pizzas every day.

The “correct” answer contradicts the requirements set out in the question.

Am I autistic? Or do I just have basic reading comprehension?

If the “correct” answer is valid, so is “actually neither of these people exist”, because we clearly aren’t expected (or allowed!) to accept the premises for sake of argument.

Same, but if the MAGA fucks at my local bar demand one of the TVs show Trump’s shit, I’ll be just as loud about my new-found Catholicism for the TV right next to it with captions.

But when it says to stone gay dudes to death, you have to read it in cOnTeXt! And there’s a handful of fringe theologians who think they were actually just talking about gay pedo rapists!

Looks like Taboola ads. Jesus fucking Christ I hate them, but they’re nearly single-handedly keeping local news stations afloat at this point.

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!